Apr. 6th, 2010

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[This is the first of three movie reviews that were won in the [livejournal.com profile] con_or_bust auction, which assists fans of color who want to attend SFF conventions, principally WisCon.]

So, when [livejournal.com profile] bifemmefatale won one of my movie reviews, I can only assume she picked Hong Kong action flick Vampire Effect (aka Twins Effect, for reasons unknown to me) because she thought it was the worst movie ever and she wished, more than anything else in her whole entire life, to make me suffer.

She must not have been aware that I have been working on getting "shitmazing" into wide usage, as the word to use when something is so spectacularly bad that it passes all descriptions of "awful" and eventually becomes its own sort of surrealist masterpiece that makes you question an objective universe.

With this word in hand, I was more than ready to tackle Vampire Effect: The Twins Effect (even the title's shitmazing). It's a breathtaking kaleidoscope of wonder about a mysterious world in which defeating vampires requires liberal application of banana extract.

For serious.



This is vampire prince Kazaf and his vampire butler Prada (for serious). Here, Prince Kazaf wants this movie to promise something it just cannot promise.

There is, in fact, endless sucking in this movie. )

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