Apr. 26th, 2010

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[This is the second of three movie reviews that were won in the [livejournal.com profile] con_or_bust auction, which assists fans of color who want to attend SFF conventions, principally WisCon.]

So, the first movie I was given for this auction was The Vampire Effect, which was horrible in sort of a whimsical, amusing way. (Plus, we learned an important lesson about the importance of banana extract in the vampire canon, so you can't say the movie isn't handy.)

The second movie, I had every reason to expect from LJ comments on the auction, would be Peter Coyote's second-rate softcore disaster Bitter Moon. However, [livejournal.com profile] squirrel_monkey was apparently playing me like a violin, because her actual request was the literally and figuratively apocalyptic Left Behind.

I knew nothing about the movie when Kathy assigned it to me, except that it was Kirk Cameron's right-wing wackadoo vanity project.

Now, I know way too much.

I can't possibly go through this movie beat by beat (it's too painful for all of us), so I watched it twice (TWICE), and have made a representative sample of data points, so that no one else ever has to see this movie, because seriously, nobody should.

Ten Things You Should Know about Left Behind. )

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