Okay, not really. But I haven't been into a video store in more than two years, so it was sort of bound to be amazing.
First amazing thing: They had an entire wall of Rambo videos, all of which were checked out.
Second amazing thing: cover ripoffs.( Picture-heavy, so I'll chop. )
Also, that video cover lists cast members Malcolm McDowell and FAYE DUNAWAY. I am a little sad for them. I mean, elementary-school plays would be better talent outlets than this movie. (A Day in the Woods, FEATURING: Malcolm McDowell as Mr. Tree!)
Third amazing thing: The best line of cover copy ever. Ever.
From futuristic sci-fi gay romance Socket
, which apparently takes place in a world without commas:
An erotic sci-fi fantasy like no other a pair of gay lovers literally get a jolt as they plug in for pleasure in Sean Abley's Socket. After being struck by lighting Dr. Bill Matthews receives extra special care from a mysterious sexy hospital intern Craig (Matthew Montgomery Gone But Not Forgotten). Having survived the same natural accident Craig introduces his new recruit to an underground group that uses electricity to reach ecstasy. Soon the two develop an insatiable appetite for wall sockets and each other but it's not enough for Bill. Using his gifted talents as a surgeon this doctor will stop at nothing to find the ultimate charge!
Says Bill: MORE WALL SOCKETS.
I bought four movies for five bucks each, including two that are probably going to be snarked to death on this blog. It's always a good sign when they're in a huge bin you have to root through. Anything that comes from that bin is going to be pure gold.
This random time-waster was the most fun thing I've done since WisCon, no joke. I'm going back to Blockbuster every week, you guys.